Jrumpy Hits the Road

He's on his way.  I can feel it. He's hit the road.
Jrumpy is coming! 
After a couple of phone calls I can say with confidence he will be available on or around Dec. 1st.
I don't know how he will get to my house.  Maybe he'll hitch ride on a sleigh, or drop off a hot air balloon.
 But I can tell by his expression that nothing will stop him.  He owns the road.
Remember, Jrumpy, take I-5 North and ask for the Ugly Shire.  Everyone knows where we are!
Take your time....but hurry!!!!!